This just in: My life still sucks


Just in case I had forgotten, I got another reminder this weekend. As any of you who has read my prior posting knows, I pretty much only get Friday and Saturday nights to meet anyone. So, to start, I didn't go out Friday night. My comedian buddy had his daughter with him and was staying home with her. I have ZERO problem with that. I'm very glad my buddy wants to spend time with his kids. The only thing that I don't like is I either have to go out alone (which I hate) or stay home. This time, I stayed home. So, right away, 50% of my "meeting girls" time is gone this weekend. OK, now to Saturday night. I got to Ben's at a fairly good time. I went to my usual table and sat. The girl my buddy has been sorta seeing came over and sat and we chatted a bit. Then another guy I know came over and pointed out where he was sitting at a table right in front of the stage. There were 2 girls I like that we usually see at the place we go on Tuesday nights sitting with him. So, I moved down with them and all was well. So, things went well all through the Gong Show (that is what the Radio station contest is now). Then it came time for karaoke. My buddy showed up and spent some time at the bar with the girl he is sorta seeing. I sang. He sang. The guy at my table sang. The 2 girls at my table sang. All was good. Then, the 2 girls got up and left without a "see ya" or a hug or anything. Hmmm. OK, maybe it wasn't a brush off or anything. As the evening wound down, I mentioned to my buddy that I was still sorta pissed because I have been unable to find anyone to go to the INXS concert with me on Thursday night. So, he calls over this VERY attractive, Ben's regular, that we both know. He asks her if she likes INXS and she seems very interested in going with. That is, until he says that his buddy (ME) has an extra ticket. Suddenly she isn't interested in going. A few minutes later, he calls another girl over to our table. He asks her if she would like to go see INXS for free. She seems very interested until he points to me and says I'm the one with the extra ticket. How quickly these ladies went from drooling at the thought of being asked out by my buddy to trying to suppress the desire to run away screaming when they realize it is me that the date would be with. Hell, I know I'm fat and ugly! I just hate being reminded of it twice in one night like that.

Thursday - June 22, 2006



OK, nothing new to report. Just thought I'd drop a quick post. I still have the extra INXS ticket. If I can find a nice girl/lady to go with, that would be my best case senario. If not, then maybe I can sell it. Or give it to a friend. However, most of my friends have already said they did not want to go. I didn't mention it last posting, but, I also have an extra ticket to the Tom Petty concert coming up in August. So, if I find the right girl, maybe she can go to both concerts with me.

I'm still counting down the days until I can move into my condo. I will be soooo happy once I get moved and all settled in. Other than the payments, my life will be alot easier once I get moved. I could actually bring a date home and cook dinner and watch a movie. I know, HAHAHA. Like that will ever actually happen. You never know, I could meet a blind chick that is also a "chubby chaser". It could happen! Don't worry, I'm not holding my breath.

"Click", the Mavs & INXS


Last night my buddy and I went to see the movie "Click". We had free passes from last weekend. Very, very funny! It was even better than I thought it would be. After the movie ended, we zipped over to Ben's and watched the end of the Mavs game. Man, what a pisser! To go down to the Heat like that. I really thought we would put up more of a fight and get it to a game 7. I guess the Heat just wanted it more. Well, like I said, WHAT A PISSER!! At least I don't have to stay up late watching any more games this season.

Now to INXS. I have 2 tickets to see them at Nokia on Thursday, June 29th. That means that I have one ticket for myself and one ticket for ...... OK, don't know who it is for as of yet. So, if any female in the DFW area would like to go with me, come to Ben's Half Yard House on Greenville Ave this coming Friday or Saturday night and introduce yourself. I'm usually sitting by the jukebox, I have red hair, beard & moustache. You should be able to spot me. On Saturday, when I sing karaoke, I'm called to the stage by my first name, "Christopher". So, if you are there on Saturday, you can just wait for me to be called up and you will know who I am.

No new condo news. I'm still in a holding pattern until I can move in. I did go shopping at Wal-Mart this past weekend. And, I got me a laptop computer that I ordered online. So, I am buying things for when I move out. I can hardly wait.

Can we say "Ben's Half Yard House"???



OK, I was at Ben's again this weekend both Friday & Saturday nights. I really do enjoy being a "regular" there. If you have never been, it is a really great place to hang out. Well, back to this weekend. Friday I'm a couple blocks away and my comedian buddy calls me. He performed that night and is heading there with 3 ladies in tow. Oh my God, my buddy is working his jelly!!! I get there first and I get a booth instead of our normal 2 person table. They show up shortly and, he wasn't lying, he has 3 ladies with him. One was older and drunk. Right away, I could tell I had ZERO interest in her. Now the other 2 ...... hmmmm ...... I was interested. I was trying to be cautious since I wasn't sure who my buddy liked. I'm not sure which of the 2 I was most interested in. I was having trouble getting the old, drunk broad to leave me alone. Every 30 seconds, she told me she wanted to dance. Then I had to escort her to the bathroom. Then she wanted to leave. Over and over and over. I want to leave. I want to dance. I want to leave. I want to dance. My God, what a miserable drunk! Just when I thought I'd never get away from her, my buddy dances with her. The other ladies were at the restrooms and they got up and danced. When the 2 came back from the restroom, they said my buddy was kissing the drunk. I didn't think so, but, when I looked..... Oh my! They were sucking face pretty hard. Well, if he is making a move on old, drunk girl..... maybe I can go after one of the others???? As the evening wound down, they wanted my buddies phone number. Since nobody had a pen, I gave them my card with my number on it. I told them I would give them his number if they called. They also expressed an interest in coming out to Ben's on Sat night. I told them if they called, I could give them directions to Ben's also.

So, Saturday rolls around.... first I find out my buddy didn't even realize he was all over drunk girl. He had too much to drink. Second, I don't get ANY phone calls from any of the 3 ladies. Ya know, with me, that is par for the course. I could be the last man on earth and all the ladies would decide to become lesbians. The girl that my comedian buddy has kinda been seeing showed up Saturday night. You remember her, I said I thought things were over between them. I think I might have been wrong. They seem to be really clicking Sat night.

Man, I really hate my life! My buddy has his pick of the litter (not without some problems) and I end up with nothing as usual. O-well. Not like I'm not used to it. I guess I'm just gonna be a "wing-man" until I die and nothing else.

Well, to end a perfectly average weekend, the Mavs lost game 5 of the finals. Looks like they might piss away the 2 game lead and end up losing the finals. Just something else in my life that would totally suck.

Sammy Hagar






Tonight I went to the Sammy Hagar concert. Awesome! I knew it would be. I wasn't happy that I had to miss the 2nd game of the NBA finals. But, the Mavs won, so, I'm cool. After the concert, I ran to Ben's Half Yard House and met my comedian buddy and a girl that he has kinda been seeing. Let's just say, after tonight, I don't think they are really gonna be "seeing" each other any longer. She has been sending out the most fucked up signals and finally sent out some wrong ones. While he was at the bar with her, she was chatting with another guy. That wouldn't be a problem, except, they were talking about leaving together and hooking up. Homey don't play that! I think my buddy knows where things stand now and can move on.

OK, condo news.... I think I said this with my last posting, but, here it is..... I've closed on my condo. I'm leasing it back to the seller for one month, so, I won't be moving in until around July 10th. But, I am very excited. It will be a big change for me. I just wish I had someone special in my life to share my excitement with.

Speaking of having no body in my life... Yep, still haven't found anyone to even date. I'm having less and less luck lately. I can't even meet a decent girl. I'm really thinking again that I'm not ever gonna meet anyone. Never get married. Never have kids. Never be happy again. For now, I'm willing to carry on and keep looking. I can say this however, I'm NOT going to be 50 and never married and still looking. If I hit 50 and haven't found anyone..... well, I won't be hitting 51. If my life is going to continue to suck this bad, why keep prolonging the agony?

Well, gotta get to bed. It IS a work day tomorrow.

Found me a condo





Yippee!!! I finally did it. Closing is tomorrow. I'll still have to wait a month before I can move in, but, after tomorrow, I'll have me a condo. I'm pretty excited. I get to start shopping for stuff now. And yes, this is the reason I have neglected to post anything new in awhile. I've been condo hunting. And signing contracts & getting insurance & getting inspections & getting money orders & getting certified checks & getting my mortgage & etc, etc, etc.