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Monday, April 17, 2006

2 weekends, a Tuesday and a Thursday



OK, its been a little while since I left a posting. So, here is an update for all of you who care. OK, care may be the wrong word. Here is an update for everyone who enjoys reading about my pathetic little life.

First - a weekend. Nothing happened. Didn't meet anyone. Didn't have any close calls. Nothing.

Second - a Tuesday. Karaoke as normal. I sang a few songs. I got a hug from "Hippy chick #1" and a hug from "Sweet Home Alabama chick #1". Both are regulars at karaoke. Hippy chick always shows up with a large group of hippies and she has a guy in the bunch. Sweet Home Alabama chick always shows up with another girl and they enjoy singing Sweet Home Alabama. It bothers my comedian friend (and he has told them, and I think that is why they make sure to sing it when he is there). He always pictures the guy dancing to that song in Con Air. I think it is funny that it bothers him. I would date either one of these girls, but, they have both made it clear that I'm not even on their radar screens. But, I guess getting a couple hugs is better than nothing.

Third - Thursday workout. Well, trainer made it clear that I am not on her radar screen either. She talked about a guy she had met and them going on a date. She also said she might show up for the "2nd Friday of each month karaoke" that I go to. It was the next night. Needless to say, she didn't show up.

Fourth - a weekend. Friday night was our "2nd Friday of each month karaoke". This time the theme is the Blues Brothers. It is a fairly annual theme. This year, comedian buddy and I decided to do it a bit different. We bought blue face paint and did our faces all blue in addition to the black coat & hat & tie & sunglasses. It was cool. Me, comedian buddy & his daughter all walked in at the same time with our blue faces. I sang 3 songs. Had a good time. Comedian buddy and daughter wanted to leave earlier than we normally do, around 12:30 or so. I went ahead and left at the same time. Didn't meet anyone. Didn't have any close calls. Not even any far off, but maybe a tiny bit close call. As we were leaving, comedian buddy lets me know that he isn't gonna be doing anything the next night. So, if I want to do anything on Saturday night, I'm on my own. Story of my life - ON MY OWN. Needless to say, I didn't do anything the rest of the weekend. Well, I got alot of sleep. If only I could make a living out of sleeping.

Fifth - Sunday night. OK, I did do ONE thing that weekend. I had gotten an email from Match.com saying that someone had sent me an email. I finally went ahead and joined Match.com again. When I checked the email, it was from someone who no longer had a profile on Match.com. And, after reading the email, I know it was just a scam. I've gotten ones like it before. Ladies claiming to be from Russia and they end up needing money from you. So, I didn't reply to that email. I did send out emails to 5 different ladies. I only joined for a month, so, I've got to bust my ass and try to meet someone in that time. Only time will tell.

Well, that is it for this posting. Later.

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