Something to make you smile.







OK, I'm sure that everyone that stops by to read any of my postings would LOVE to find something within one of them to make you actually smile. Sorta like how I go through my life. I go through all the bad times for those 2 or 3 minutes each week where I run across something that actually makes ME smile. So, without further rambling on my part....

Some jokes:





Rejected Titles for Brokeback Mountain

• OKLAHOMO
• HIGH NOONER
• THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN INCHES
• JEREMIAH'S JOHNSON
• POLESMOKE
• BUTCH ASSIDY AND THE BUNDANCE KID
• THE MAN WHO SHOT ALL OVER LIBERTY VALANCE
• HOW THE WEST WAS HUNG
• THE LEGEND OF THE LONG RANGER
• DOC'S HOLIDAY WITH BILLY THE KID
• VERY RAW HIDE
• LONESOME DOUG
• A FISTFUL OF NED
• HI, PLAINS DRIFTER!
• QUICKLY DOWN UNDER
• BAREBACK MOUNTING
• BONE-NANZA
• DON'T MESS WITH TEX' ASS
• HOME ON THE RANGER
• ROOSTER COCKBURN
• PRANCES WITH WOLVES
• BALONEY PONY RODEO
• TUBESTEAK COWBOYS
  
  

UNITED STATES REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 5,000-man elite

fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri,

Oklahoma, Tennesse and Texas troopers will be dropped into Iraq and

have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR A REDNECK SAY...

1. I don't think I want a gun rack in my truck, they are just too tacky.
2. Elvis who?
3. Go outside to spit.
4. The death sentence?! That's a little harsh don't you think?

OK, before anyone thinks I'm bashing anyone or any group... THESE WERE JUST JOKES. I will gladly (and often) make fun of myself also. PLEASE don't take any of these seriously.