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Wednesday, March 08, 2006

3/8/2006 - Wednesday AM.

Man am I tired. Karaoke last night. Shut the place down. That means getting home and into bed at around 2:30 with an alarm set to go off at 5:30. I've done worse before. Doesn't make me any less tired today however.

It was a pretty fun evening. Every song I sang was one that I had never done before. So, that was real cool. I did get roped into doing a Bette Midler song. Myself and 3 other guys all did Bette songs back-to-back. I'm surprised we didn't empty the place out. Actually, the other 3 guys did pretty good. I went last of us 4 and I think I really stunk it up. I didn't really know the song that I did, and you could tell. Other than that, I did some Alice Cooper "Ballad of Dwight Fry" & "Raped and Freezin' " and some Kiss "Cold Gin" and "I Was Made For Loving You" and Stone Temple Pilots "Interstate Love Song". At least I didn't do too badly on those choices. The Kiss and Alice Cooper songs I actually have on my own karaoke disc's. I'm slowly working my way through all the songs I've bought.

Even though I've decided I'm never gonna find a girl and I'm never gonna be in a relationship again, I was keeping my eyes open. There were a few lovely ladies that I would have liked to meet. Of course, I didn't meet anyone. The 3 guys I was with are all pretty good looking guys, so, we would have to meet a table of 4 women for me to get one. There was a table of 3, but, they didn't really even want anything to do with us. There were also 2 girls together, but, they kept to themselves. There was one girl alone, until she was joined by a guy. There was another girl alone, but, she cut out early. And there was one girl that I had a real chance with. She was wasted. Unfortunately, she was with a guy. And, they are both regulars. She did sit in my lap for a few minutes while her guy was singing. Most physical contact I've had with a female in a couple months. It did feel really nice. Sigh..... Oh well, I'll have to make due with that until my next physical. I've got a female doctor. Ya know, it is really sad when you look forward to your yearly physical because the doctor is female and she will be touching you.

So, to recap: Had a few drinks. Got a buzz on. Sang some songs. Didn't meet anyone. Tired as hell today. Pretty much a carbon copy of last Tuesday and the Tuesday before and the Tuesday before, etc.

3 Comments:

Blogger Scott Conway said...

You have a female doctor!!!!

How can you have such a glum when you get a female hand in the latex glove??!!

Especially on that every five year exam after age 30 - brrrrr.

8:14 PM  
Blogger ghostrider_2099 said...

If only my Dr. visits were like Penthouse letters. Not even close. I still prefer her hands (gloved or not) touching me than some old guy, or actually, any guy.

11:04 AM  
Blogger ghostrider_2099 said...

If I thought going "Brokeback" would get me more dates..... OK, no, I couldn't even do it then.

1:34 AM  

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